Here's PROOF that Shah Rukh emotes better in real life

Shah Rukh Khan's latest, Chennai Express, will see him laugh all the way to the bank.

While his ardent fans are gloating over the fact that SRK snagged the money-spinning weekend from Bhai (also known as Salman Khan), critics have accused him of hamming it to the hilt in CE.

While we neither endorse or oppose that statement, we do believe that King Khan does emote better in real life. 

Presenting here, the overly articulate (real) life of Shah Rukh Khan.

Please note: Thin-skinned folk and SRK  groupies, please maintain safe distance; this is a SATIRE.

The smug Shah

Shah Rukh Khan's response when asked how many times he has bashed up Shirish Kunder.

To the lone journalist at a press conference who didn't quiz him about his son AbRam, 'Aap dude hain (You're a dude, Sir)!'

'Nobody found the annoying, self-referencing jokes in Chennai Express funny. What ya, Rohit (Shetty, the director of the film)!'

'Wrapped up shoot early today. Now watching Shirish Kunder's Joker.'

'Twenty five till I die (or till Aryan is ready to make his acting debut)!'

'And this is why Arjun and I aren't friends anymore! I have a rep to protect.'

'Because Berlin doesn’t know how often I do this in my movies (Hint: ALL.THE.TIME).'

'How long before someone notices that Deepika is actually leading this dance?'

'I’d apologise for English Babu Desi Mem and Guddu, but I guess it’s too late for that now.'

'It's been so long since I picked a fight with someone. I'm this close to driving down to a Mumbai railway station during peak hour and standing bang in the middle of the exit.' :)