Top 14 signs you are a Mumbaikar

Mumbaikar and proud of it? This one's for you, folks!

It is the economic powerhouse of the country. It is the city that never sleeps.

Mumbai! There are so many reasons to love it AND hate it.

But here are 14 signs that you are a true blue Mumbaikar.

(Disclaimer: This is a satire feature. Viewers are advised to take the content with sufficient quantities of salt. Pictures are used here for representational purposes only.)

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Boss, my presentation is ready!

Boss, Bandra jayega?

Boss, zara chai leke ana!

You get the drift, right? :-)

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Because... duh... What else does one call a traffic cop?

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Because you know New Jersey cannot be New York, right?

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Well... it sort of is... isn't it?

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Because what else does 'town' mean?!?

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Oh dear! No trains!?!

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Mumbai? Pune? Can you make out the difference here?

Also... Time taken to travel from Mulund to Pune < Time taken to travel from Mulund to Colaba.

Ergo: Pune = Suburb of Mumbai

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In fact you probably don't even know the new names of half the roads in your city.

It's still Tulsi Pipe Road. And when someone tells you there's a pipe under it, you think he's pulling your leg.

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And you're still late!

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You uncork that special wine you've been storing away for this special occasion.

(Psst... you never do)

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Because it is part of your freaking KRA!

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HOLY COW! IT'S WINTER!

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But you still vote the same party into power at the municipal corporation three elections in a row.

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When someone asks: How many of you hate New Delhi? Raise your hands!

The response is overwhelming :-P

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