Since the FIFA World Cup is finally over, we imagine this is what some of us are probably going to do now.

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Got a funny bone?

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Stop pretending to care what team he really belongs to.

Or really just who the hell he really is.

No really who is he?!?

Not Sachin!

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Go back to watching this on Sony Pix (or any of those movie channels really) in the nights...

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Or perhaps this on FTV (ahem)!

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In about a week's time, some of us will now finally be able to work without having to hear anymore how Brazil was in fact better than Germany or Argentina never really stood a chance.

Get over it! Argentina lost! Germany won!

Thank your stars it wasn't World War II.

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But be assured, the once-in-four-years 'fans' of the game are probably thanking their stars they don't have to pretend to love the game anymore... not for another five years... or is it four? Erm... you get the point, right?

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Then of course there's cricket! Move over, people's game! Let the gentlemen take centrestage, please!

India is touring England for the first time since...ahem...that humiliating defeat three years ago.

(Psst. Did you know they drew the first game. On the same day as the World Cup finals? See what you've been missing!?!)

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Meanwhile, some of us will be busying ourselves for this.

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And some others for this.

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And even others for this!

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But we suspect the folks in the kitchen are the ones really breathing easy.

You know... because there will be no more requests for this, this or this anymore in the middle of the night!

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Because the World Cup is finally and truly over and we can all get back to our lives the way they were before this whole thing began!