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7 reasons why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child sucks

By Anita Aikara
Last updated on: August 17, 2016 11:17 IST
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Alert: Spoilers ahead.

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IMAGE: The Palace Theatre in London where the Harry Potter and the Cursed Childplay is being staged. Photograph: Neil Hall/Reuters

Nineteen years have passed since Lord Voldemort's death.

It is time to get introduced to the next generation: Harry Potter, an overworked employee of the Ministry of Magic, is married to Ginny and they have three children.

One of them -- his youngest son Albus -- becomes friends with Malfoy's son, Scorpius Malfoy.

Is this the making of a new, lasting friendship or a disaster? Will their friendship bring back the ghosts of the past?

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When the news broke of the staging of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (Parts I & II) at London's West End, Potter fans waited in anticipation for the book.

It is the first Potter book to be staged as a play and the eighth installment of the series.

One look at the spectacular photos and social media conversations, and it was certain that magic was bound to happen.

Every Potter fan, who couldn't witness the play, waited patiently for the book to release in India.

 Harry Potter fan

IMAGE: A fan poses with the book. Photograph: Neil Hall/Reuters

But when the book was out, we were disappointed.

Here's why...

1. The book isn't a novel

Harry Potter latest book

IMAGE: The mystery in the latest book is about the cursed child. Photograph: Neil Hall/Reuters

It is a two-part play! Imagine the disappointment to see it in bold on the cover.

That explains why many fans feel that the story is more adapt for the stage and not a book.

The book is actually the rehearsal script for the play which was co-written (yes co-written) by J K Rowling, Jack Thorne and John Tiffany.

Once you read it, you'll understand that reading a script is not such a pleasurable experience as reading a page turner -- it lacks a basic narrative.

The vivid description that made the series a good read are missing too.

Moreover, the book is not written by J K Rowling, but is based on a story by her.

It's here we get the feeling that maybe it was best for J K Rowling to have ended the series with the seventh installment, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

And just when this feeling sinks in, we read this...

2. HARRY is laid to rest forever

Harry Potter

IMAGE: J K Rowling revealed there won't be any more Harry Potter books. Photograph: A scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Yes! You heard it right... this is the final book in the treasured series.

One wishes the end was way more impressive.

3. We finished reading the book in JUST two hours

Hogwarts Express

IMAGE: The Hogwarts Express. Photograph: David Manning/Reuters

The book doesn't take long to read even if you were to read it enthusiastically and take in every bit.

Surprisingly, the play lasted more that five hours!

You'll find all elements of the past... the Hogwarts Express, the characters we loved so much, moving stairs, talking frames and, of course, the invisible cloak.

Despite so much packed in one book -- there are two parts to the final book -- you can easily wrap it up in a few hours.

I read it in just two hours.

4. The story is set in 2020 and Harry Potter is 37. *sigh*

Harry Potter

IMAGE: Harry has grown old and how! Photographer: Neil Hall/Reuters

The book opens with this: A 37-seven-year-old man Harry has his daughter Lily on his shoulders.

There was a certain charm about the brave boy wizard and he kept getting attractive with time.

We loved reading how his character built up and watching the handsome lad on screen.

Fans across came to love the character and could relate to him... they grew up along with the character and felt connected to him.

The sudden two decade gap is difficult to digest.

Also the grown-up Hermione doesn't seem anything like the bright, young, witch we knew and loved.

In this book, she is a hassled government leader and a confused wife. Surprising, isn't it for a sorted character like Hermione?

5. Most of the twists are quite predictable except for this one!

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IMAGE: Harry Potter with the Sorted Hat on his head in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

Harry Potter's son Abus Potter is sorted into Slytherin.

Remember the anxiety you went through watching Harry being sorted in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone?

Biting our finger nails, we prayed and hoped that he'd be sorted into Gryffindor.

And what a relief it was when that happened.

We are hugely disappointed to know that Harry's youngest son (the rebel without a cause) has been sorted into Slytherin, the house of the snake of dark magic.

6. Snape is not dead

Snape and Harry Potter

IMAGE: Daniel Radcliffe and Alan Rickman in the Harry Potter movies.

Well! He did make a re-appearance in the book in an alternate reality.

The other familiar character who made a comeback in the book is Moaning Myrtle.

And Dumbledore is back too! We're so confused after reading this book that we need to re-read all the seven books again.

Those that we love never truly leave us, do they?

7. Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange have a secret daughter

Lord Voldemort

IMAGE: Lord Voldemort.

Possible?

Well, it is possible in this book.

The child's name is Delphi.

On the outside, she comes across as a happy-go-lucky girl, but she has the makings of a psychotic murderer.

She wants revenge, and tricks Albus Potter to believe she's the niece of Amos Diggory and the dead Cedric Diggory's cousin.

Can't help wondering if Lord Voldemort knew he had a daughter?

Lead photograph: Mario Anzuoni/Reuters

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