Heard a funny one-liner? Or better still, have you come up with one yourself? Share it with us!
Welcome to our new 'quotable quotes' series.
Each week, we're going to be putting out a topic for you folks to chew on and we want your wittiest, best one-liners for each!
Take for instance, this gem on women and shopping:
'We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.' -- Henny Youngman
Or this one, on those who lie:
'There are only two ways of telling the complete truth -- anonymously and posthumously.' -- Thomas Sowell
We want your funniest, smartest quotes on this one! Send in your entries to email@example.com and we'll publish the best ten in a week's time, right here.