SRK's cheeky words of wisdom on Teacher's Day

Here's what your favourite Bollywood celebrities are tweeting.

Shah Rukh Khan, who is busy shooting for Yash Chopra's new film in Kashmir, took some time off to tweet some cheeky words of wisdom on the ocassion of Teacher's Day:

1. "The fewer the facts u have..the stronger will be ur opinion."

2. "The only person who can get all hıs work done by Friday is Robinson Crusoe...the rest cant so dont be hard on urself. Enjoy the weekend."

3. "Women do come with instructions....all u need to do is ask them and more importantly HEAR them."

4. "Girls, men who use Emoticons in their msgs r extremely 'cute' and extremely avoidable...they r EMOtionally CONfused"

5. "Once in a while look up at the sky and say a thanx for the moon...the sun...the stars and the satellites...for the connectivity"

6."Its advisable to pick ur friends...ur profession...ur choices...but just dont pick ur nose...ever"

7."At ur daughters dance show, u will miss half her performance cos u will mistake sum other lil girl onstage for ur daughter & look at her"

8."Becos u only see 'beware of dog' signs & never a 'Nice Dog' sign outside rich ppls houses...does not mean dogs r not nice. They are."

9."As soon we attract enuff attention in the world to play a part in it, we r set rolling like a ball which will never again be at rest."

10."Make 5 pieces of work (films in my case) u will be remembered for...and learn one song to play on the guitar."'

Bollywood stars turned to Twitter to thank their teachers on the occasion of Teacher's Day.

Karan Johar ‏thanked Aditya Chopra. 'Aditya Chopra was my film teacher....he made me realise my passion for the movies!!! He is the reason i am here today....thank you adi!!!' he tweeted.

Arjun Rampal ‏wrote: 'Everyone needs a motivation above and beyond winning. A good teacher guides you how. I have been fortunate. Thank you. Happy teachers day.'

Tisca Chopra tweeted: 'To my father-Arora sir,to my mentor Dr Ikeda &all other great teachers who gave me a correct understanding of the world..the deepest thanks!'

Neil Nitin Mukesh wrote: 'Recently I met a teacher of mine sir austin. A man who was the reason why I took to the piano... There are many teachers who get you to dream and help u achieve those dreams. Here's wish all the teachers a very happy teachers day !'

Kailash Kher ‏wrote: 'Today is Teachers day, the biggest teacher in our life is Mother, n this day I would dadicate to all Mothers n womanhood, all respect.'

Ace photographer Atul Kasbekar remembered late legendary photographer Gautam Rajadhyaksha. 'To Gautam Rajadhyaksha who is somewhere in the big Lightbox up in the Sky. Pranaam Guruji and Thank You,' he tweeted.

Actress Dia Mirza, who visited the Taj Mahal recently, was awestruck by its beauty.

'Magnificent Taj! I have no words to describe what it felt like to stand before you...awestruck. Sharing with you my first visit to the Taj. I have to go back again...' she tweeted with the picture (above).

The actress, however, was disappointed to see people spitting on the lime walls. 'Was very very upset to see that people have spat on the lime walls inside the mausoleum leading to the exit point,' she added.

'What I also saw that inside the mausoleum India is ONE. Irrespective of caste, religion, region, ppl BOW their heads in reverence. We are a paradox. We truly are. We will bow our heads in reverence but we will step out and spit on the walls,' she added further.

Amitabh Bachchan ‏congratulated Girisha Hosanagara Nagarajegowda on winning a silver medal at the ongoing London Paralympics.

'Girish wins Silver in Paralympics !! Many congratulations and great moment of pride ...honor for the country and for him personally!' he tweeted.

Akshay Kumar wrote: 'Congratulations to Girisha Hosanagara Nagarajegowda for winning India's first medal at the Paralympic Games! You indeed are specially-abled :) #Respect !'

Raaz 3 promotions are in full swing and the entire team is having a blast promoting the film.

Bipasha Basu shared a fun picture of her with Mahesh Bhatt, Emraan Hashmi, Esha Gupta.

'#Raaz3 in 3D!Madness of the team wearing 3D glasses!' she tweeted with the picture (above).

Madhuri Dixit, on the other hand, shared a picture from the sets of Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa.