Q. Sun raha hai na thu ro raha hun main......
Gajanan Singh:  A.  more

Q. Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drinkand took it out from the coke.The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it's eyeslooked at the girl and said ,'maaa!'.The girl asked the baby fly,'main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyonmaa bulati hai?'The fly replied,'kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.Do you like to enjoy on week end ?
Jameel Ahmed:  A. Tumhari bebasi mein main ro raha hoonBaton mein teri main kho raha hoonKitni mushkil mein ho tum main kyon nahiTakleef teri mein bechain ho raha...... more

Q. tum jo aaye zindagi me baat ban gai" kaisi baat?
Laiba Sna:  A. coke se janam liya hi what a funny day sir ji keep it on more

Q. Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,.Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:.Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.Murghon ki Union ka President hun.Murghi:Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,.Lekin!!Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho
Manvika:  A. a nice song from once upon a time in mumbaiPaaya maine, paaya tumhe, rab ne milaya tumhe, honthon pe sajaya tumhe, nag mein sagaya tumhePaaya...... more