On Kishore Kumar and his masti
Whenever Amitabh Bachchan and Vinod Khanna acted together in a film, their songs were sung by Kishoreda and my father, especially if it was Kalyanji-Anandji's music. Dad sang for Vinod Khannaji and Kishoreda for Amitabhji.
Once my father and I were a bit late for my father's recording and were rushing in when we met Kalyanji-Anandji and they said don't worry, Kishore has just come in, but he is refusing to sing. My father asked why and they said you go and ask him.
My father went to Kishoreda, who hugged him and then sat again holding his head. Father asked him, 'Is your health okay? Are you fine?'
He said, 'I am totally fine.'
So my father asked why he wasn't singing. He said, 'I asked Kalyanji one question. He is very smart otherwise, but he can't answer my question.'
My father asked him what is the question, and this is what Kishoreda said.
He had gone to see the Lal Quila in Delhi with his son Amit Kumar who insisted on taking a guide. 'The guide charged Rs 100. I did not wanted to give that much money, so I asked the guide, you know the whole place really well, if I ask you any question can you reply? The guide said he could, so I told him if you fail to answer, I will not pay you. The guide was scared but he agreed. He took us all over the Quila and gave every detail.'
Then Kishoreda asked him, 'I saw the queen's room, the king's room and what not, but where is the toilet? Where did the king go to shit; did he go to the farm with a lota (vessel) in his hand?'
The guide did not know, so Kishoreda did not pay him. But now Kishoreda wanted Kalyanji to give him the answer!
My father and I burst out laughing; Kishoreda narrated the story with so much animation that it was difficult not to.
Anyway, my father persuaded Kishoreda to sing that day and they recorded the song Waqt Ki Hera Pheri Hai from the film Hera Pheri. That is how funny and stingy Kishoreda was, all at the same time.
Another incident was when my father and Kalyanji went to Kishoreda's house to rehearse a song as Kishoreda was unwell. The rehearsal went well and then Kishoreda all of a sudden said, 'I want to give both of you a gift, main tumhe yeh bataoonga ke Madhubala (his wife) kaise mari?'(I want to show you how Madhubala died)
He took them to his bedroom and lay on the bed and started looking at his watch and started talking to them, then began yelling, but since a plane was passing overhead, they couldn't hear each other. My father and Kalyanji kept on asking 'Kya?' but Kishoreda could not hear them.
After the plane passed, he said, 'Yeh hi bolte bolte Madhubala gujar gayi. Maine ghar galat jagah khareed liya, yaar, woh bolti gayi aur mujhe kuch samjha main hi nahi aaya' (It is saying this only that Madhubala died. I bought a house in the wrong place. She kept saying something and I couldn't understand it)
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