Funny, absurd signs from around the country

We'd invited you, our dear readers, to share with us funny signboards you've come across.

Here's the first set of responses that had us falling off our chairs, laughing! :-D

We start with this very cheeky warning signboard that Rediff.com reader Jitu spotted.

Have you spotted funny signs like these?

We would LOVE to see them!

Post your photographs on Rediff ZaraBol -- #Funny-Signs -- and we will publish the funniest ones right here on Rediff.com!

So what are you waiting for?

Hurry!

The helpful folks here will keep your 'helment' safely for you for a nominal charge.

Care for some 'farut jaus'? Look no further!

Your search for the perfect outfit ends here!

Facing problems in love? No worries! There's help! (Though we wonder of what sort!) :-)

How about a bottle of 'Child Beer' to cool yourself down eh? :-P

If you do buy that 'child beer' from the previous store, don't try to sneak it in here… not even chori, chori :-D

We aren't quite sure what the poor Dalai Lama would go through after reading this 'Tibetan' menu!

And we wind up with Cheese 'Choklet' Toast that sounds so gastronomically incorrect, we won't even bother getting into the grammar here! :-P

Have you spotted funny signs like these?

We would LOVE to see them!

Post your photographs here -- #Funny-Signs -- and we will publish the funniest ones on Rediff.com!

So what are you waiting for?

Hurry!