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When Hrithik and Kangana came face to face!

Last updated on: May 02, 2016 17:51 IST
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We let our imaginations go wild!

When two of Bollywood's most affable actors spar, the outcome is downright ugly.

Something like that has happened to Hrithik Roshan and Kangana Ranaut ever since they began their legal feud over an alleged dated/not dated status quo.

While the reality of their relationship is still fuzzy, the mud-slinging match and regular supply of scandalous evidence is providing more amusement than solution.

We imagined what would happen if the duo did come face to face with a pinch of humour.

Hrithik Roshan and Kangana Ranaut

 

It's unlikely we'll see the co-actors of movies like Kites and Krrish 3 together anytime soon -- on screen or off it, but the possibility of it is most tickling.

Kangana Ranaut and Hrithik Roshan

 

Okay, that's least likely to happen. Things have gotten way too murky to return to a point of normalcy, forget kiss and make-up.

Hrithik Roshan and Kangana Ranaut

 

Pretending the other does not exist? Now, that's more plausible!

Hrithik Roshan

 

Here's how shocked Duggu would probably appear if he ran into an old demon, er, Kangana at a Halloween party.

Hrithik Roshan

 

How to avoid awkward run-ins if you're someone's alleged 'silly ex'? Make silly faces, of course.

Kangana Ranaut

 

The Queen doesn't disappoint in her loathing either -- Kangana putting out her 'Who you?' face.

Kangana Ranaut

 

Or make SOS calls to perfectionist-turned-peacemaker Aamir Khan?

Hrithik Roshan

 

Meanwhile, Hrithik's found the perfect camouflage. Saving face was never this dramatic.

Hrithik Roshan

 

What he really wants to do, if ever he crossed paths with Kangana outside his turf, is catch the first flight home.

Kangana Ranaut

 

The Rangoon heroine isn't in such a tearing hurry.

Hrithik Roshan and Kangana Ranaut

 

How about they go the Western way and settle scores once and for all? As exciting as it sounds, um, no.

Kangana Ranaut and Hrithik Roshan

 

Or their embarrassing encounter could take an emotional turn if Kangana borrowed a leaf from Datto's book and burst into a 'I might be sentimental but don't get so judgemental' ditty while Hrithik worked his misty doe eyes.

Hrithik Roshan and Kangana Ranaut

 

But in Bollywood's disturbingly diplomatic scheme of things, we won't be surprised if they maintained a smiley facade for the world and didn't mince words under their breath.

Disclaimer: This is a satirical piece. Readers are requested to take the content with a pinch of salt.

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