"Jab bhi mein kisi gori haseena ko dekhta hoon, toh mere dil mein sainkdon kaale kutte daud-ne lag jaate hai. Tab main Black Dog whisky peeta hoon."
It's a surreal line, to say the least. The vaguely named JK, played by the inimitable Amrish Puri, swills his whiskey while one of many chamchas asks exactly why the boss always insists on one particular drink.
Dialogue writer Inder Raj Anand took the simple cue to rise to the occasion with a glorious slash of B-movie dialogue. 'When I see a fair beauty,' JK drawls, 'then thousands of black dogs start racing inside my heart.' Puri keeps a straight face as he redundantly adds, 'That's when I drink Black Dog whiskey.'
If only every lech was as, um, articulate.
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