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15 facts about aliens
Madhukar | August 12, 2003 15:38 IST
Here are some interesting facts I experienced (and that too for three hours). I must tell you 15 facts about aliens:
2 Contrary to international research results (that they are greenish in colour), aliens are actually blue in colour.
3 They are not sticky as shown in Hollywood. They are very cute, fresh-looking, neat and clean people. You can even kiss them without worrying about any chemical on their skin.
4 Even though they are believed to be very powerful and advanced in science (see their spaceships), they are still scared of dogs and elephants.
5. They do not eat anything; they live only on solar energy. They get charged from sunlight or dhoop (perhaps like our calculators).
6 Their powers are rivalled by no less than God himself. They can cure a mentally
7 Forget contact lenses, contact aliens. They can correct your vision.
8 They can help humans fly (provided it is not cloudy outside and they have enough dhoop). The flying helps in many ways, including winning basketball games.
9 Given a chance, they can earn well with their magic shows. After all, they are very good working magic with clouds and your shadows, etc.
10 They can understand and speak Hindi and English.
11 Did you know ISRO (Indian Space Research Organisation) actually works on alien research and not on space research?
12 If you have a green monocrome monitor and four obsolete 5-1/2" floppy drives, you can make a device with which you can communicate with aliens.
14 They are generous enough to resume power connections in your city soon after they take off.
15 If you produce a particular sound (by whistle, instrument or whatever) you can call them as many times as you want to your town. They are free and are actually looking for such invitations so they can visit earth.
PS: The only good reasons for watching KMG: Hrithik's acting, Priety's beauty and the spaceship. Nothing else.
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