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rb°S>¡i ipl (Email : shubhlaxmi@vsnl.com) qfqX$a_p rdÓp¡ dpV¡$ dp¡L$g¡ R>¡ Ap fQ_p :
jo sadiyooN se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
SadiyooN == centuries
***************

company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...
Sunder == beautiful
**************

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
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Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
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Ho gayi ghalti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhorho, bann jayo meri spouse!
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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Aisa bhi nahin hay ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hay enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jabb, pehain ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hay server down
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Tumhaaray liye pyaar ki application, create main
karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera session, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hay tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabb say meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
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Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh karr mera, system hota hai crash


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