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The war of the slogans continues

From 'Self Reliance' to Jai Jawan, Jai Kisan in early years, Indian election sloganeering has come a long way with major political parties now chanting Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar and Main Nahi......

Is the Congress's diagnosis and cure all wrong?

In the last 10 years, when the people looked at New Delhi, they saw two centres of power and not one decisive leader between them. There was nobody who could speak in a language people wanted to......

Akhilesh Yadav follows in arch enemy Narendra Modi's footsteps

The Samajwadi Party is planning to undertake a huge campaign to give the Akhilesh Yadav-led government an image makeover, says Sharat Pradhan Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav seems......

Full Text: What Prez Obama said at the State of the Union Address

Read the full transcript of President Obama’s State of the Union address on Wednesday at the US Capitol in Washington. As prepared for delivery - Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of......

How Nelson Mandela avoided the partition of South Africa!

His other big achievement -- of avoiding a partition of South Africa against a determined bid by Zulu chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi has not received much attention. He was thus a Mahatma Gandhi and......

Adidas' tagline during the world cup was...

Brand Punchlines Punch lines play an important role in ads. You know the brands well; do you also know their punch lines? Take the Rediff Business Quiz Biz Quiz is best viewed in Internet Explorer......

Apple's shares swallow biggest loss in 4 years

Apple Inc shares tumbled more than 6 percent on Wednesday, chalking up their biggest single-day loss in four years as fears grow about intensifying competition in the mobile device market.......

US economy: Obama is CLUELESS, Romney CONFUSED

Neither Obama nor Romney realise that government intervention as it is practiced in the US is not the answer to deliver people out of poverty, writes M R Venkatesh. In 2009 when Obama assumed......

'Budget 2012-Neither too cruel, nor too kind'

As it turned out, the FM was neither too cruel nor too kind, writes Ajit RanadeThe finance minister, in the middle of his speech, said "I must be cruel, only to be kind", quoting Hamlet.Whatever he......

Rajinikanth's Top 12 Punch Lines

Rajinikanth's fans are ecstatic this year because the superstar celebrates his birthday on a special date: 12.12.12. He is known for his smashing verbal punches on-screen, his rocking style and......

Review: College Kumaran

Malayalam dialogue writers these days do not know to write punch lines for superstar Mohanlal. As his characterisation gets repetitive and storylines thin, the lines that he mutters get all the......

Review: Dishkiyaoon shoots itself in the foot

The comic punches in Dishkiyaoon are too few and far between, plot twists make little sense and are saddled with glaring loopholes, writes Nishi Tiwari. 'Is chharre ko pistol mein daal, trigger......

Review: Bewakoofiyaan tries to be too many things at once

Bewakoofiyaan never really establishes its chief motive, says Sukanya Verma after watching the film.Bewakoofiyan tries to be too many things at once.Is it a date movie about a happy-go-lucky boy......

Review: Go watch Queen NOW!

Sonil Dedhia lists six reasons to watch Queen. Kangna Ranaut’s Queen doesn’t need to be reviewed. It needs to viewed.   And here's why: Kangna Ranaut’s phenomenal......

World T20: India thrash West Indies, score second straight win

India put up yet another clinical display to defeat defending champions West Indies by a thumping seven wickets in a group league encounter to brighten their chances of a semi-final berth......

Afridi's cameo guides Pakistan to thrilling win over India

India paid the price for costly blunders at crucial junctures and suffered a nerve-wracking one-wicket defeat to Pakistan in the Asia Cup, in Mirpur, on Sunday. The arch-rivals rode on......

Serie A: Roma drop points in drab draw with Inter

AS Roma missed the chance to put pressure on Serie A leaders Juventus after playing out a frustrating goalless draw with Inter Milan in front of a half empty Stadio Olimpico on Saturday. Rudi......

Cornet stuns Serena to prevent all-Williams Dubai final

France's Alize Cornet beat a despondent Serena Williams 6-4, 6-4 in the semi-finals of the Dubai Championships on Friday in what the world number 26 described as the biggest win of her career.......

Captain McCullum leads New Zealand's revival at Basin Reserve

India continued to enjoy the upperhand in the second and final Test against New Zealand despite a fighting unbeaten century from home team captain Brendon McCullum, who led a......

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Q. Are we watching boring love story online ?;-P
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Q. 'Better Sound Through Research' is the punch-line of which corporation?
Flying Saucer:  A. whut whut whut, you have to pick up future diary again mirai nikki ! yes the beginning is rather dull, and the male lead makes you want to punch...... more

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Q. Aadmi ek...roop anek.....what comes to UR mind when U see such a punch line.....?
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Q. Just read - At some point, you will realize that you have done too much for someone that the next possible step to do is to STOP. Leave them alone, walk away. It's not like you are giving up and its not like that you shouldn't try but its just that you have to draw a line between determination and desperation. What is truly yours will eventually be yours and what is not, no matter how hard you try, it will never be - your views on this pls ??
Nauty:  A. kisi bhi neta ke liye befitting hai more

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The great Anglo-Indian divide in Chennai

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Ferrari's Fernando Alonso challenges Mercedes' Lewis Hamilton

By: Abhishek Takle Lewis Hamilton put Mercedes on top of the timesheets on Friday by setting the fastest time in the second practice session for... ...

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Finding your inner comedian tougher than it seems

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Chobani Pushes Boundaries Of Greek Yogurt With Significant New Product Innovations Geared Toward Expanding Dayparts, Inspiring New Usage Occasions And Increasing Per Capita Consumption

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