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Government has been caught with its pants down: BJP

Slamming the United Progressive Alliance government for adopting the path of confrontation with the Opposition, the Bharatiya Janata Party on Saturday made it clear that it was in no mood to let......

Rosa Parks, power of resistance and the Delhi bus rape

The protests in India have focused mainly on the issue of rape. But these could as well extend to the arena of public transport because the girl's rape and death are directly related to the......

US judge sends anti-Obama, racist mail; apologises

A top United States judge has turned in an apology after e-mailing a racially charged joke about President Barack Obama that likened African-Americans to 'dogs'. To make matters worse, Richard......

War of words during no-trust motion in AP assembly

Speaking for the first time in the Andhra Pradesh legislative assembly after she was elected six months ago, YS Vijayalakshmi, widow of former Chief Minister Y S Rajashekhar Reddy, defended her son......

It can only happen in Mumbai

Yes, Mumbai has been sucker punched again. As much by its own as by the bastards who routinely put bombs in crowded places, says Sumit Bhattacharya. 'I don't get it,' wrote a friend, who is in his......

COLUMN: Sebi, do no harm

The four pillars of modern financial theory -- the efficient market hypothesis, the random walk theory, the modern portfolio theory, and the capital asset pricing model -- have turned out to be......

SPECIAL: The UPA gravy train wreck

Lo and behold the UPA magic. The share of the poor, in whose name all subsidy is created by liberal bleeding hearts, has shrunk from a little under half to just about one-third, write Sonali Ranade......

Govt must give Air India billions occasionally: Panel

The government should occasionally grant thousands of crores of rupees to Air India for its functioning as withdrawal of flights from profitable routes and unresolved issues relating to its merger......

2G scam: The DB Realty-DMK puzzle

T V R Shenoy on why the CBI suspects A Raja of favouring Swan Telecom, a wing of DB Realty. A chain of firms connected to DB Realty transferred over Rs 200 crore to a television network connected......

What led to the huge Sensex fall

Global turbulence came to fore on Tuesday as the Korean neighbours exchanged firing. With world markets already weighing under the euro debt crisis and fears of China rate hike, tension between......

Review: Ethir Neechal is an absolute delight

S Saraswathi says Ethir Neechal is a simple city-based romantic comedy that is guaranteed to provide some wholesome family entertainment. Actor-turned-singer, Dhanush turns producer......

Chashme Baddoor: A fun take on the original

While the old Chashme Buddoor has lost none of its delicate charm, the new one is a rambunctious and rather enjoyable ride.Sai Paranjpye’s Chashme Buddoor, a light-hearted and......

Review: Paradesi is exceptional

S Saraswathi says Pardesi's lifelike characters draw you into their lives with their realistic performances. Director Bala’s Paradesi is everything you expect and more! After......

Review: Da Thadiya is emotional yet entertaining

Paresh C Palicha saysDa Thadiya is full of emotion and entertainment.This is an age where being overweight is considered a lifestyle disease and fat people in general are looked upon as oddities......

Review: Dabangg 2 looks all too familiar

Dabangg 2 looks all too familiar, writes Sukanya Verma.Apun public hai, public. Kisi ko bhi kuch bhi bol sakta hai. Jismein apna paisa vasool nahi uska dabba gul.Munna's argument in Rangeela is......

Forget reputation, non-performers should be shown the door

The solution to India's immediate problems in the wake of the home Test series defeat to England, says Haresh Pandya, lies in unearthing more young talent and giving them opportunities to prove......

Stanford tennis: Serena through to semis; Bartoli stunned

Serena Williams has still not kicked post Wimbledon jet lag, but she still managed to beat Chanelle Scheepers 6-4, 6-0 in the quarter-finals of the Stanford Classic on Friday. Second seed Mario......

Arsenal defender Mertesacker out with injury

Arsenal defender Per Mertesacker could be sidelined for a month with an ankle injury, manager Arsene Wenger said on the eve of Wednesday's Champions League game at AC Milan. The Germany......

When the 'ghost' of Tiger visited a scribe!

Journalists don't usually spare even the best of cricketers in their criticism. And most cricketers take the criticism sportingly. But some of them, especially those with a funny bone, take their......

PHOTOS: Best moments from week one at Wimbledon

Tennis fans queue outside on Day One of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on June 20 in London. Photographs: Getty...

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Q. How quickly you understand the jokes and start laughing ?
Syed Ilyas: A. more

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Q. What is the gain for common man if UPA falls in lok sabha elections?
Saranathan Narasimhan: A. No time limit as it depends on the jokes.Why didnt the clock work? It needed a hand. Why do you have to be careful at sunrise and sunset? Because...... more

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Q. Budhape mei neend kamm kyun aati hai?
Ankit Shivam: A. gain for common man if UPA falls-Sir are you joking here! Why a common man is going to gainAll politicians are the chip off the same wood hence...... more

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Q. Why is FOOLS DAY celebrated on 1ST APRIL.........ANY HISTORY.......?
Dabboo: A. but i suppose you sleep well. jokes apart...." The most parsimonious explanation for our results is that older people need less sleep,"...... more

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Q. Who's answers you like most ?? Give the reason for that ..
Nahu Khan: A. The history of April Fool's Day or All Fool's Day is uncertain, but the current thinking is that it began around 1582 in France with the reform of...... more

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Too Hot To Handle?

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For the elderly in US, poetry blunts the pain of isolation

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The Rise and Fall of China's Sun King

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The National Council for Hypnotherapy Responds to Figures Detailing the Amount of Arguments Teenage Girls Have with their Mother

New statistics show the amount of arguments teenage girls have with their mother. (PRWEB UK) 18 May 2013 According to The Telegraph, British... ...

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Love thy neighbour, for now

Nawaz Sharif roared back into power with an emphatic win. Nawaz Sharif and Atal Bihari Vajpayee. Sharif had said he would not allow Pakistan soil... ...

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