You sign off all email you send with:
a) Your name
b) Your name and designation
c) Your name, homepage URL, email address and your instant messenger handle
Your favourite daily morning activity is:
a) Brushing your teeth, naturally
b) Logging on to a search engine, and typing your name to
count the number of Web matches found
c) Drinking a cup of black coffee with the morning paper
In a chat room, when someone asks for your A/S/L, you:
a) Tell them the truth - you're a regular guy: Arvind/ M/ Mumbai
b) Ask them to check out your personal web site,
give them a list of sites you've designed
c) Tell them a half truth: you're a 24-year-old, stunning, female model
Your favourite pastime is:
a) Collecting printed toilet paper.
b) Predicting which dotcoms are going to die, maintaining a
list of dead links, and telling your friends, "I told you so".
c) Origami
While booking a domain name for your web site, your first choice is:
a) Domain name? What's that?
b) Whatever is cheap or free!
c) Already taken! How dare anyone take your name?
You're off to find a good lawyer.
You have just received a job offer. You will accept only if:
a) They have a free vending machine.
b) You can be Web master of the company site.
c) They offer good bonuses throughout the year.
The message you leave on your answering machine is:
a) Sorry, but I'm checking my score on Goodlookingindia
b) I don't have an answering machine (Can't afford it).
c) Please leave a message.
For your newborn's naming ceremony, you:
a) Buy baby name books by the dozen.
b) Leave it to your wife and relatives (no one trusts you)
c) Check for domain availability before naming the baby.
When introduced to someone at a party, you:
a) Say: "Have you checked out my Am I Hot rating lately?"
b) Exchange pleasantries
c) Ignore them since you're never going to meet again.
You bookmark:
a) CNN, Time, Interntational Herald Tribune and ESPN
b) Anything you find interesting on the Net
c) Am I pretty, hot and tempting?
