Your idea of being there for him in your relationship is:
a) Calling him every ten minutes.
b) Working in the same office.
c) Being on MSN, Rediff Bol, ICQ and all instant messengers he uses.

Your way of saying sorry is:
a) Going down on your knees and grovelling.
b) Sending her 24 red roses and a 'Sorry' greeting card.
c) Set an online alert to do that at regular intervals. So what if you can't remember what you're apologising for?

You think love is blind because:
a) Everybody says so.
b) She is still the most beautiful girl in the world after all these months.
c) You met her and all your ex-girlfriends in a chat room.

You're idea of keeping love and marriage simple is:
a) Giving her chocolate and flowers at the drop of a hat.
b) Always making up before you go off to sleep.
c) Buying kids online.

You know she trusts you when:
a) She leaves you her favourite cat to take care of.
b) She finds a lacy handkerchief in your car and says, 'Your mother left her hanky behind.'
c) She gives you the email address of her 'drop dead' gorgeous best friend.

Love lasts forever because:
a) Most mushy novels and movies insist you believe in that.
b) You give her a ring from the 'Forever' collection.
c) A lots of chat rooms and email records prove it.

For her birthday, you:
a) Take her out for a game of bowling and a burger at McDonalds.(cheapo!)
b) Send her a card wishing her on the special day.
c) Send her an e-card, email all your common friends, get some online tips to organise a great party and then surprise her.

When she takes you to meet her parents for the first time you:
a) Try and convince them about how right you are for their daughter.
b) Dress in your best suit, take them flowers and smile throughout.
c) Carry your laptop, show them how they can use the Internet and leave them your email address in case they need help surfing.