What self help books would Shah Rukh, Anil Kapoor, Salman read?

Because there are times when even the mightiest of stars need assistance...

Movie stars are always tailed by an entourage of hair and makeup artists, personal secretaries, publicists, hangers-on.

They advise them on how to look their absolute best, how to manage their work and media, among other things.

But what happens when it comes to life decisions, spiritual guidance and general soul searching?

A little assistance from self-help books never harmed anyone, did it?

For instance, the disturbing rate at which Shah Rukh Khan keeps getting injured, we bet this misfortune has left him looking for some answers.

A good book he could read to allay his anxieties?

The All-Chemist.

We also have some other recommendations for SRK's peers.

(This is a tongue-in-cheek piece and not meant to offend anyone).

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How To Lose Excess Hair and Alienate Vile Jokes

Coming To Terms With The Fact That No One Cares About What You Mean

How To Stop Scowling And Start Living.

A Beginners Guide To ‘I Care About What’s Happening Around Me’

(Or at least pretend convincingly on camera).

101 Ways To Achieve Long-lasting Bhai-gasms

The Monk Who Made Indians Fall Out of Love With Ensemble Comedies.

Don't Lose Your Hair, Lose Incessant Inspirational Quotes on Your Twitter Feed

(Because you’re better than that. With ‘that’ we mean Deepak Chopra).

How To Write Original Screenplays for Dummies.

Seven Proven Ways to Control Anger.