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cpjp A_¡ õV$pBgy„_u sp¡ hps S> A_p¡Mu R>¡. Apd Å¡hp ÅAp¡ sp¡ cpjp b¡ ìe[¼s hÃQ¡_u hpsQus_y„ dy¿e dpÝed R>¡ L¡$ S>¡ dp¡V$p cpN¡ bp¡ghpdp„ h`fpe R>¡. A_¡ `R>u A¡ bp¡gpe¡gp iåv$p¡_¡ buÅ dpÝeddp„ Dspfhp_u hps Aph¡ R>¡.

S>¡ gp¡L$p¡ bp¡gu _ iL$sp lp¡e s¡hp gp¡L$p¡ dpV¡$ lp\_u Ap„NmuAp¡_u k„op_p¡ D`ep¡N L$fu_¡ kpB_ g¡„Áh¡S> `Z b_phu R>¡. Apd Å¡hp¡ sp¡ d|„Np NZpsp„ `iy`„MuAp¡_ue A¡L$ Qp¡½$k bp¡gu lp¡e R>¡. Adpfp L$pmyv$pv$p hpsp®J ¼e¡ A¡dp„ huf rh¾$d fpÅ_¡ `iy`„Mu_u bp¡gu kdS>sp AphX$sy„ A¡d L$l¡sp.

Ad¡e L$pmyv$pv$p_¡ `|R>sp L¡$ Ap`X$u cpjp A_¡ `iy`„Mu_u cpjpdp„ a¡f iy„? Ðepf¡ L$pmyv$pv$p â¡d\u A¡L$ V$`gu dpfu_¡ L$l¡sp L¡$, NNp, B `iy`„Mu bp¡g¡ A¡_¡ "cpjp' _p¡ L$¡'hpe, A¡_¡ "bp¡gu' L¡$'hpe.

Ad¡e dp¡Yy„$ apX$u_¡ Å¡C f¥e¡ A¡V$g¡ v$pv$p ¼e¡ L¡$ cpjp A¡_¡ L¡$'hpe L¡$ S>¡_u `p½$u rgr` lp¡e. S>¡_y„ `p½y„ ìepL$fZ lp¡e A_¡ S>¡ gMu iL$psu lp¡e C "cpjp'. bpL$u b^u "bp¡gu'. ApMp S>Nsdp„ (A_¡ cpfs_p L¡$V$gpL$ âv¡$ip¡dp„) ApS>¡e OZu A¡hu bp¡gu R>¡ L¡$ S>¡ a¼s bp¡ghpdp„ S> h`fpe R>¡. A¡_y„ L$p¡C ìepL$fZ L¡$ rgr` _\u.

dp¡fpfubp`y sp¡ Adpfp L$pqW$ephpX$u "k'_u S>ÁepA¡ L$fpsp "l' DÃQpf_¡ "bph_ bpfp¡' L$l¡ R>¡. L¡$d? sp¡ ¼e¡ L¡$ C "l'_¡ L$p¡C hpÐe¡ gMu _p¡ iL$pe. L$½$p_p bph_ Anf_u bpf (blpf)_p¡ DÃQpf R>¡. sd¡e s¡ ¼epf¡L$ V²$pe L$fu Å¡Å¡.

Ad_¡ OZu hpf rhQpf Aphsp¡ L$¡ bp¡ghpdp„ L$C hõsy_¡ iy„ L$l¡hy„ C L$p¡Z¡ _½$u L$ey¯ li¡? L|$sfp_¡ L|$sfp¡ S> L$l¡hy„ A_¡ rbgpX$u_¡ rbgpX$u S> L$l¡hu A¡d L¡$d? Ap`X¡$ NyS>fpsudp„ S>¡_¡ rbgpX$u L$luA¡ R>uA¡ A¡_¡ S> râÞk¡k X$pe_p_p kkyfpgdp„ Cat, õ`¡r_idp„ Gato, sp¡ hmu S>d®_dp„ Katze, A_¡ kp¡r_epcpcu_p BV$pgudp„ Gatto, A_¡ _p¡h£rS>e_dp„ gp¡L$p¡ A¡_¡ Katto L$l¡. Apd âpZu A¡L$ S>, `Z B Sy>v$p Sy>v$p âv¡$idp„ Sy>v$p Sy>v$p iåv$p¡\u Ap¡mMpe.

Äepf¡ buÆ bpSy> OZu hpf A¡hy„ b_¡ L¡$ A¡L$ S> iåv$_p¡ Sy>v$u Sy>v$u cpjpdp„ Sy>v$p¡ Sy>v$p¡ A\® \pe. ldZp„ kdpQpf lsp L¡$ b^p Ad¡qfL$_ rdrX$ep L„$`_uhpmpJ "Tele-Mundo'_u hp„l¢ `X$ép R>¡. rdqX$ephpmpJ C "dy„X$p'dp„ S>¡ Å¡C Áep lp¡e B `Z Ad_¡ sp¡ B _pd hp„Qu_¡ S> blz fd|S> `X$u.

`R>u Mbf `X$u L¡$ B sp¡ Adpfp ãgp¡qfX$p_p rdepdu il¡fdp„ A¡L$ õ`¡r_i V$uhu b°p¡X$L$p[õV„$N L„$`_u R>¡. Ad¡qfL$p_p õ`¡r_i `p¡àeyg¡i_dp„ Ap L„$`_u_u Q¡_gy„ blz Å¡hpe R>¡. AV$g¡ `R>u A¡_buku, A¡Ap¡A¡g, V$pBd hp¡_®f S>¡hp rdqX$ep ÅeÞV$_¡ B "dy„X$p'dp„ fk `X$ép¡.

`Z Ad_¡ sp¡ Ly$s|lg C lsy„ L¡$ õ`¡r_idp„ Ap "dy„X$p'_p¡ iy„ A\® \psp¡ li¡?

Adpfu L„$`_udp„ dpfu kp\¡ L$pd L$fsp õ`¡r_i A¡[ÞS>r_ef ãg¡rhep¡ V¡$fp¡_¡ `|R¹>ey„ sp¡ L$l¡ "dy„X$p¡' A¡V$g¡ hëX®$, vy$r_ep S>Ns... d¢ A¡_¡ L$u^y„ L¡$ Adpfu NyS>fpsu cpjpdp„ dp\p_¡ dy„X$p¡ L$l¡.

bp¡g¡gu hps_¡ gMhp_u S>ê$f `X$u Ðepf¡ rgr`_p¡ S>Þd \ep¡ lp¡hp¡ Å¡CA¡. rgr` A_¡ L$½$p¡ bpfMX$u b_phsu hMs¡ blz fd|Æ Np¡kdp¡V$pmp \ep lp¡hp Å¡CA¡.

k„õL©$s, g¡qV$_ A_¡ buÆ b^u cpjpAp¡_u rgr` blz Sy>v$u `X¡$ R>¡ `Z QpB_uT A_¡ Å`p_uT rgr`_u sp¡ hps S> `|R>ip¡ dp. A¡_u Qp¡`X$uey„dp„ sp¡ ê$X$p„ rQsfpdZ L$ep¯ lp¡e A¡hy„ gMpZ Å¡hp dm¡. A_¡ gMhpdp„e L¡$hy„?

NyS>fpsu, rlÞv$u A_¡ H[Ági S>¡hu cpjp X$pb¡\u S>dZ¡ gMpe sp¡ AdyL$ cpjpdp„ D`f\u _uQ¡ gMpe sp¡ hmu Dv|®$, apfku A_¡ Afbu cpjpAp¡ S>dZ¡\u X$pb¡ gMpe.

v$f¡L$ cpjp_u `p¡sp_u A¡L$ ApNhu M|bu lp¡e R>¡. `f„sy gNcN v$f¡L$ cpjpdp„ AdyL$ iåv$p¡_p A¡L$ L$fsp h^pf¡ A\® \sp lp¡e R>¡. buÆ sfa, A¡L$ S> hõsy dpV¡$ `Z OZu hpf A¡L$ L$fsp„ h^pf¡ iåv$p¡ fQpep lp¡e R>¡.

NyS>fpsudp„ "L$f' iåv$_p¡ A\® iy„ kdS>hp¡? L$f A¡V$g¡ L„$C L$pdL$pS> L$f A¡d kdS>hy„ L¡$ L$f A¡V$g¡ "lp\' kdS>hy„? L¡$ `R>u L$f A¡V$g¡ V¡$¼k kdS>hy„? C sp¡ cpC A¡_¡ sd¡ hp¼edp„ L¡$hu fus¡ hp`ep£ R>¡ A¡_p D`f b^p¡ Ap^pf fl¡.

Ap sp¡ A¡L$ S> iåv$_p A¡L$ L$fsp„ h^pf¡ A\®_u hps \C.

Adpfp A¡L$ BÞvy$cpC L$Þep Å¡hp Nep. L$Þep sp¡ `k„v$ `X$u `Z L$Þep_y„ _pd `k„v$ _lp¡sy„. L$Þep_y„ _pd lsy„ BÞvy$b¡_. L„$L$p¡Óu\u S> Np¡V$pmp¡ Qpgy \C Åe!

gNcN A¡L$kfMp¡ S> kpDÞX$ ^fphsp iåv$p¡_u dpepÅm `Z kph Sy>v$u R>¡. A¡_p D`f\u S> Ap`Ï„ "krlef d¢v$u g¡iy„ f¡...' hpmy„ gp¡L$Nus bÞey„ R>¡_¡?

A¡d sp¡ A„N¡°Æ cpjpe dÅ_u R>¡. Å¡ "Minute'_p¡ DÃQpf rdr_V$ L$fp¡ sp¡ A¡_p¡ A\® 60 k¡L$ÞX$ A¡d \pe `Z B_p B õ`¡tgN_¡ dpBÞeyV$ bp¡gp¡ sp¡ A\® afu Åe. Ad¡ sp¡ A„N°¡Æ_p `¡`fdp„ L$ped Except A_¡ Acceptdp„ c|g L$fsp.

S>¡d Ap`Z¡ Ðep„ NyS>fpsu cpjp Mfu `Z S>¡d L$pqW$ephpX$u, Qfp¡sf, kyfs, dl¡kpZp, `„Qdlpg, L$ÃR> S>¡hp âv¡$ip¡_u NyS>fpsu bp¡gudp„ a¡f hsp®C Aph¡ R>¡ A¡d A„N°¡Ædp„e rb°qV$i A_¡ Ad¡qfL$_ H[Ágidp„ blz a¡f `X$u Åe R>¡. a¼s DÃQpfp¡dp„ S> _l], õ`¡tgN\u dp„X$u_¡ fp¡S>bfp¡S>_p hp¼eâep¡Np¡dp„e blz a¡f R>¡.

rb°qV$if gM¡ "Favour' A_¡ Ad¡qfL$_ gM¡ "Favor' gM¡. õ`¡tgNdp„ "ey'$ MpC Åe. buÅ A_¡L$ õ`¡tgNdp„ Aphp¡ a¡f `X¡$ R>¡.

OZp g¡ML$p¡ A_¡ lpõe L$gpL$pfp¡ iåv$p¡_u A_¡ hp¼eâep¡Np¡_u fds L$fu fd|S> D`Åh¡ R>¡. A„N°¡Æ kprlÐedp„ C "hX®$ àg¡' sfuL¡$ Ap¡mMpe R>¡. A¡dp„e `pR>p Ambigrams, Palindromes, Anagrams, Panagrams S>¡hp âL$pfp¡ blz dÅ_p R>¡. Apd Sy>Ap¡ sp¡ A„N°¡Æ kprlÐedp„ üydf dpV¡$ Joke, Satire, Anecdote, Irony, Tall-Tales, Wit, Folk-Lore, Comedy, Limerick, Parody, Farce, Pun, Tongue-Twisters, Freudian-Slip, Wise-Crack, A_¡ A¡hp A_¡L$ âL$pfp¡ R>¡.

dpZkÅs¡ dlpdl¡_s¡ bp¡gpe A¡hy„ gMpe A_¡ gMpe A¡hy„ h„Qpe A¡hp âepkp¡ L$fu_¡ "bp¡gu' A_¡ "cpjp' rhL$kphu Ðepf¡ buÅ rhðeyÙdp„ rlV$gf¡ A¡r_Ádp _pd_y„ diu_ b_pìey„. B diu_ _p¡ l¡sy S> "gM¡gy„ _p¡ kdÅe' A¡hp Np¡V$pmp L$fhp_p¡ lsp¡!

ëep¡ lpgp¡ Ðepf¡, sdsdpf¡ sdpfu "BõV$pBg'dp„ v$u^¡ fpMp¡, Ad¡ b^pe Apep„ Ap¡gfpBV$ R>ue¡.

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