'Swimming is to fish as shopping is to women!'
We bring you readers' best quotes of the week!
Welcome back to our 'Quotable quotes' series, where we're inviting readers to send in the funniest, wittiest one-liners they've heard or come up with.
Our topic for last week was 'Women and the Shopping Obsession'.
So, as promised, here are the best responses -- and stay tuned for our next topic tomorrow!
We received all the coolest quotes from Sirish Renukumar -- take a look:
'My wife finds shopping therapeutic. It is only me who falls sick after she returns.'
'Women shop not because they need it. They do because it's their birth right.'
'Women are good at shopping for things they don't need, things they want to gift, things they want to throw, things they want to donate -- all except things that they need.'
'Love was blind. We starting dating. We went out shopping. I saw the bill. I went blind.'
'Never wake a sleeping lion. Never stop a shopping woman.'
'Shopping with my wife is the best way to lose calories. I sweat more than I do on a treadmill.'
'Like talktime for mobiles, I wish there was shoptime for my wife. I would never go in for a recharge.'
'Shopping for an item under a minute is an insult to the judgement of a woman.'
'Women use cooking to a win a man's heart. And shopping to destroy the same!'
'Swimming is to fish as shopping is to women.'
'If nature created menopause to control birth, why didn't it create shop-o-pause?'
'We fell in love when we went out shopping for the first time. I fell in love with her; she fell in love with shopping.'
Illustration: Uttam Ghosh