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College life: What you expect and what you get!
As many of you, take the bold step and brace yourself for life away from the cloistered environs of school, here are a few things you must know :-P
What you expect from college life is far from what you'll really get.
So gather around kids and be enlightened .
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What you expect
FREEEEEEDOM!
What you get
More assignments than you can ever complete!
What you expect
A super hot girlfriend!
What you get
Yeah... well...
What you expect
A super cool roomie (who will also up your cool quotient)!
What you get
This guy!
You think you'll be riding this...
Oh yeah baby!
But in reality, you'll be lucky if you get this!
And the petrol comes out of your pocket money!
This is what you think you'll be doing
Because that's what you do in college right?
But what you really will be doing is...
Well... you get the picture right?
This is what you think your Friday nights will be
Paaaarrrttyyyyyyy
But really...
You will be in the library because erm... there's that assignment to turn in the first thing on Monday morning!?!
What you think you will be doing after classes
Because well, classes don't go on the whole day right?
What you will be doing
Because... well classes start at s-e-v-e-n in the morning!!!
At the college gym, you think you look like this
Ohh yeah!
When really you are most probably going...
We can see you empathise with this one :-P
While in college...
You are dying to get out!
But once you're out...
Welcome to reality my friend! :-)
So you see...
Your college years are really some of the best years of your life... years when you'll have the most fun... years you will never get back!
And who knows...
If you're lucky, you might just shake hands with someone famous.
But even if you don't...
You will have a lifetime of memories to look back on. So go forth. Make the most of these wonder years!