Heard a funny one-liner? Or better still, have you come up with one yourself? Share it with us!
Welcome back to our 'quotable quotes' series.
Each week, we're going to be putting out a topic for you folks to chew on and we want your wittiest, best one-liners for each!
Last week, we invited readers to send in their entries on Why Men Cheat -- we received plenty of responses and you can check out the best ones here.
This week, our topic is: Women and the Shopping Obsession.
Why? Because it's festive season and guys all over the world are groaning as they're dragged along on numerous shopping trips and forced to empty out their wallets!
We want your funniest, smartest quotes on this one! Send in your entries to firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll publish the best ten in a week's time, right here.