English errors are everywhere -- hoardings, magazines and politicians' speeches.
So, with this abundance of bloopers, what's the big deal if you make a few gaffes?
Well, speaking and writing proper English is one way to make you stand above the crowd. Let's say you're applying for a job -- wouldn't you want your interview and resume free of mistakes?
On that note, let's begin another series of English Bloopers provided by rediff.com users.
Kashmira Patel, a 32 year old Software Engineer from California, sent these bloopers she's heard from co-workers.
Wrong: I was bought up in Hyderabad.
Kashmira has heard this so often, she now quickly rejoins, 'And how much did your parents pay?'
Correct: I was brought up in Hyderabad.
Wrong: What I did for you?
Wrong: Why you do me like this?
These are little nuances of the languages that you must learn through practices. Say:
Correct: What have I done to you?
Correct: Why are you treating me like this?
, a 29 year old doctor in the UK, has heard this head-scratcher from time to time:
Dr. Sriram Harish Srinivasan
Wrong: My happy birthday is on January 27.
While you sing, 'Happy birthday!' to people, the actual day is just your birthday.
Correct: My birthday is on January 27.
SS Thukral, a 45 year old HR professional from New Delhi, sent a handful of mistakes:
Wrong: Inflation has gone up in the last four month.
Months is the plural form of month. Since there are four, you must say:
Correct: Inflation has gone up in the last four months.
Wrong: Five players has been short listed to play for India.
Shortlisted is one word, not two. It should be:
Correct: Five players have been shortlisted to play for india.
Wrong: I have seen it happening many a times.
Since you say 'a' before 'times', it should be single and not plural.
Correct: I have seen it happen many a time.
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