Here are 10 reasons why South Mumbai [Images] didn't come out to vote on April 30.

Clashed with Salsa class Election whites not drycleaned No candidate a hottie Tony Jethmalani contesting from suburbs. Sigh No valet parking at booth Spotted servant in queue ahead of us Driver not come Elections over dude, Obama [Images] won! No party tackling real issues, eg, reduce Goly Gym rates. No home delivery!

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